Monday, October 11, 2010

A list of absolutely nothing

Hi-ho!  We have been busy doing things that would only bore you to tears to recap in detail.  So I will spare you, mostly. 
When recalling the events of last week, all I could come up with was this:

  • Melatonin doesn't work.  Period
  • OTC sleeping pills are better.
  • Restless Leg Syndrome will counteract OTC sleeping pills.
  • The only plausible explanation for having RLS at 29 is that my body ages in dog years.
  • In that case, it is a miracle I am even alive.
  • You can tell when people were praying for you to get a hair cut by the sheer enthusiasm at seeing your new do.
  • You can tell when people do not like your new haircut because they look at you, smile, and ask politely "do YOU like it?"
  • I now actually have to style my hair.  Like a real life grown up. And it kind of sucks.
  • The flu/sinus infection thing I have going on is the complete opposite of sexy.
  • The couple on the Tempurpedic Mattress commercial are entirely too excited to learn how a DVD works.
  • Also, who sleeps on a mattress without sheets other than college age boys?
  • My dog can disconnect the hose from the spout.  He is Houdini reincarnated.
  • With LiLo in the looney bin, TMZ has absolutely nothing to write about.  Which?  Makes me more productive... so yay?

See?  Nothing of any importance going on here.