No, not football season. Or the dumb holidays. This is way more important than that. Its Halloween. You have to understand something about me. I. LOVE. HALLOWEEN. Yes, I am nearly 30. And yes, I am a strong believer in the dress-like-a-slut rule. Well at least I used to be until I stopped being a size 6. Which now that I think about it was quite a while ago. Which means I now believe in the dress-like-a-ridiculous-person rule.
And when I say a ridiculous person, this is what I mean:
Dont laugh. I was crowned Queen of the Trailer Park.
So my internet friends who’s opinion I trust more than anyone I know in real life, I need your help. I am all out of inspiration for an original yet hilarious idea. My original plan was to dress N in some overalls and a red shirt and call him Mario so that I could dress like Princess Peach with no shame but I went to Target and saw that Mario and Luigi are actually popular costumes this year. WTF? Any ideas? And remember, this is a brainstorming session, therefore there are no bad ideas.
We spend the majority of the 'workday' reading various (read: numerous) blogs in between emailing each other about mini-traumas and other life experiences. Very little 'work' gets done. But by the end of the day, both of our worlds are a little bit brighter. That may be the alcohol though.