Monday, October 11, 2010

A list of absolutely nothing

Hi-ho!  We have been busy doing things that would only bore you to tears to recap in detail.  So I will spare you, mostly. 
When recalling the events of last week, all I could come up with was this:

  • Melatonin doesn't work.  Period
  • OTC sleeping pills are better.
  • Restless Leg Syndrome will counteract OTC sleeping pills.
  • The only plausible explanation for having RLS at 29 is that my body ages in dog years.
  • In that case, it is a miracle I am even alive.
  • You can tell when people were praying for you to get a hair cut by the sheer enthusiasm at seeing your new do.
  • You can tell when people do not like your new haircut because they look at you, smile, and ask politely "do YOU like it?"
  • I now actually have to style my hair.  Like a real life grown up. And it kind of sucks.
  • The flu/sinus infection thing I have going on is the complete opposite of sexy.
  • The couple on the Tempurpedic Mattress commercial are entirely too excited to learn how a DVD works.
  • Also, who sleeps on a mattress without sheets other than college age boys?
  • My dog can disconnect the hose from the spout.  He is Houdini reincarnated.
  • With LiLo in the looney bin, TMZ has absolutely nothing to write about.  Which?  Makes me more productive... so yay?

See?  Nothing of any importance going on here. 


Becky Mochaface said...

I hate fixing my hair. If it takes longer than 15 minutes to blow dry and fix, I won't do it. Which is probably why my hair tends to stay the same.

Sarah RDH said...

lol Sorry I've been MIA lately! I have no idea what melatonin you speak of is supposed to do. It made me think of melanin and I thought this was about tanning...


But according to Dr Oz, I "have a problem" and it involved my waist size vs. my height. It just seemed appropriate to bring this up while we're speaking of random things we've learned lately.

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