5 minutes later

We have hit # 4 (if you don't count the 2 *baby* searches in connection with #3).  Ooh, and we have a baby search of our own! 
Justin R Timberlake?  You have been John C Mayered. 
And are officially my favorite person in the world.

Mutha Lovah

After reading the most recent posts of one of my favorite blogs, Mommy Wants Vodka, I decided to take her up on her Prankster challenge to John C Mayer a celeb. 
Soooo...
Two Non Blondes has chosen the lovely and sexy Justin R Timberlake as our victim celebrity.  Justin R Timberlake hopefully would approve of our prank as Justin R Timberlake seems to have a fabulous sense of humor.  I mean, Justin R Timberlake was 50% of the amazingness that is D*ck in a Box and Mother Lover. 
Also, Justin R Timberlake can rock a fro like no other white guy ever has.  Or ever should be for that matter.
If you have been living in a 3rd world country without access to the internet or radio or whatever and don't know the brilliance of Justin R Timberlake, then I pity you. 
Justin R Timberlake has a wikipedia page here where you will learn all sorts of interesting tidbits like how he was in NSync and then went solo.  Also, Justin R Timberlake was the best thing that ever happened to Britney Spears in her pre meltdown era, and Justin R Timberlake has gone on to date hotties such as Cameron Diaz, Fergie, and currently Justin R Timberlake dates Jessica Biel.  As if having a fantastic body wasn't enough to make me envious, Jessica has to go be Justin R Timberlake's girlfriend.  I bet Justin R Timberlake Rocks her Body like no other, and for that I am super jealous.
If I had a list, you know the lists of people your spouse would look the other way if you ever had a chance to be with, Justin R Timberlake would totally top that list.  Also, I think we could so be friends because who else but me has a crush on Justin Timberlake that is willing to admit that I not only repeatedly watch the NY Madison Square Garden performance of the Beat Box, but also own the DVD featuring Justin R Timberlake? Me.  That's right.  I own that shit in DVD form.
So my dear Justin R Timberlake, wherever you are, I will always love you and your William Rast jeans, curly fro complete with bleached tips, and ridiculously good comedic timing.  Your d*ck in a box is always welcome in this neck of the woods sweet Justin R Timberlake.
Also, as a side note Justin R Timberlake, I swear I am not a stalker, but this John C Mayer prank thing was way to fun to pass up and I really hope you will take this in stride when you Google yourself tomorrow and find our pathetic attempt at a blog.
I heart you Justin R Timberlake.