Today is Shoesday and we have some huge news here at 2NB. Ready for us to blow your mind? We received an email from none other than ShoeDazzle. I am not delusional, I swear. And it wasn’t one of those “Your alternate street-walking shoes are ready!” emails. It was a real email and here what it said:
Hello,
I am a representative of SD (i.e., a close personal friend of Kimmy K I am sure) and I came across your blog. I have to say you are one of the funniest and awesome writers ever, and Kimmy is super sad you are not pleased with the shoe selections she sent you. I mean she is basically a mess over this. So, while I think KK’s tranny shoes are amazing blog material, she wants me to ask you what exactly do you want from us. So, why don’t you give me your *real* email info and name and we’ll see what we can do about getting your feet into some mid-heel, semi-conservative, non-boot, non-wedged dazzle, mkay?
Well, you can’t fool me Mr. I-know-Kim-and-she-doesn’t-find-you-amusing-whatsoever. I just know the second I send you my info you are going to sue me for libel or slander and I’m not sure what the difference is but I know I won’t like it. But that’s not all. We also received an email from some lady at myshoesarebetterandcheaper.com (by the way I just made this up and am totally going to see what’s at that address when I am done with this post). This lady was all “Hi I am so-and-so and this site has shoes that are better and cheaper.” So not only are people reading us, they want us to be happy with our shoes. And it kind of makes me a little warm and fuzzy.
For the record, I heart Kimmy K and her love for all things woman-of-the-night. However, I did not purchase any shoes this month and it makes me feel empty inside. Kimmy, if you are reading this, please come back to us and bring your once-amazing and dazzling shoe style with you.
Mixed shoe emotions,
Gina
P.S. The SD guy was actually super nice and probably won’t sue us but we aren’t taking any chances.
Tuesday, May 11, 2010
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2 comments:
I wouldn't take any chances either! And I've totally been waiting for this to happen! Kim, if you're reading this, we really love you, don't let your break up with the Reg affect your shoe selections. I'm expecting great things with my new 5 since you've got this Rinaldo character now. JS.
And P.S. Don't you think it was kind of dumb of him to ask for your e-mail so you can discuss the right kind of shoe for you? That's what that little comment box is for when you request 5 new selections, am I correct??? Um yes, yes, I am. READ IT SD GUY, READ IT. He obviously got the message that you were looking for mid-heel, semi-conservative, non-boot, non-wedged dazzle, so WTF is the point in e-mailing about it??? JUST SEND THE DAMN SHOES!!!!! Geez.
That would creep me out to get such an email. Of course just my luck I would probably not be thinking and send him my information and then get slapped with a lawsuit.
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