Sunday, June 13, 2010

(Out of thin) Air Quotes

While we all patiently await Gina's return with real blog worthy material, I thought I would send the weekend off in style with a post inspired by my lunchtime internet surfing.  Friday I ran across a post about favorite movie quotes that you have inadvertently incorporated into your everyday verbage. 
I really couldn't think of too many, but I did think of some quotes I only wish I had the opportunity to say. 
You will notice that my favorite movies below are not necessarily what the *cool* kids have in their movie repetoire, but I love them just the same.  As in, I own the VHS and DVD of these movies even though I can quote almost the entire movie from memory.  And once the new movie format comes out, the one where you scroll through your movie library on the palm of you hand, I will purchase that version of these movies too.  I haven't bought into Blue Ray yet, so I think I am skipping it all together.

Here goes.  Let me know if you know the movie.  Some are way more obvious than others.

We have weak trees
Monkeys brains, though popular in Cantonese cuisine are not often found in Washington DC
If the hardware store had been open next door I would have bought a knife and killed myself
I'd like the chipper chicken.
Would you say I have a plethora of pinatas?
One plus one plus two plus one.  No, it was one plus two plus one plus one.
You keep saying that word.  I don't think it means what you think it does
If you care to join me, we are sleeping from left to right tonight
Have fun storming the castle
You don't just dig into a black salad, you got to play with it first
I was thinking later you could kiss me on the veranda.  The lips would be fine.
Anyone want a peanut?
Pretty soon, a woobie isn't enough.  Then you are out on the street trying to score an electric blanket
It was a life and death situation.  After he died, I had a life.
Here lies Walter Fielding.  He bought a house and it killed him
If I had known the people on the third floor, I would have gone to visit them
Repent... Recoil...Reverse
My teeth feel soft.  I can't make a fist.

There was some decent television on this weekend, so my head was full of my favorite movie quotes.  Any additional ones I should add?

Also, GO FROGS!!!!